I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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