This is not my ceiling
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I could fuck to npr.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
