Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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