Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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