Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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