i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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