i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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