It's like a parade of train wrecks.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ttyl tear gas
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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