hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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