quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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