Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I love having hate sex.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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So much Jack, so little girl.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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