I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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