So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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