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im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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