"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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