so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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