Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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