I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Be still, my beating vagina.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
