there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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