i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i think i just lost a toe
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
that is very illegal...i love you.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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