with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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