I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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