can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
