Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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