im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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