There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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