at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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