i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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