Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
As shirtless as possible
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize