Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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