week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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