Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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