my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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