escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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