that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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