I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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