do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
