let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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