SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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