I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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