just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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