But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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