Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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