We're facebook friends in real life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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