It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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