You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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