I swear she didn't look like that last week.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
