I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
thus making me awesome and them whores
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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