Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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