Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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