I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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