she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
no, he came in my armpit
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
