i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I miss vodka workout Fridays
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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