just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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